The Summer After Graduation: The Five Stages of Real-Life Grief
College is a wonderful time. In fact, you will never ever have as much fun for the rest of your life. Ever. And the moment that you arrive home after commencement, this realization hits you harder than...
View ArticleYet Another Apocalypse 2KDuz Guide: What To Do with Your Last Day on Earth
So it’s all over. Despite your healthy diet of Cheesie’s, alcohol, and more Cheesie’s, as well as your hobbies of binge-drinking, binge-regretting, and orgo all-nighters – it looks like your life is...
View ArticleThe Top 20 Ways to Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at the Library
1. Read an article about religious sectarian violence on JSTOR Curse like an Irishman every time Northwestern logs you out. 2. Do an Econometrics problem set Congratulations! You’re receiving the...
View Article5 Ways Northwestern Could Spend Ten Thousand Dollars
Last week, the Northwestern Associated Student Government released its four options for the possible recipients of the 10K Initiative funds. The information was met with one over-whelming response: ASG...
View Article21 Things I Would Do For $1
As you may have ascertained from my previous posts about college, I recently graduated. It’s great and terrible at the same time. Honestly I’m a wreck. But that’s not what this article is about. This...
View ArticleMan Waiting by Mailbox for Check from Esurance
Northville, MI – Local man Brian Halloran, 34, as of 8:37 AM today, has been anxiously waiting by the mailbox in front of his apartment complex, expecting to receive an immediately-cashable check from...
View ArticleZero Dark Thirty: A Guide Because You’ve Literally Raised Zero Dollars for DM
You definitely didn’t mean for this to make it to this point. But this is what you get for pretending to be a good person and signing up for Dance Marathon. You “just got really swamped over the past...
View ArticleThings The Man Doesn’t Tell You about Going Vegetarian
Hey kool kollege kid, want to check another cliché off your list? Already converted to Buddhism, studied abroad, went Greek, and pissed away your parents’ retirement funds playing 2048 instead of...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Become a Campus Celebrity
We know Mean Girls is about high school but whatever you get the point.
View ArticleAmerica: An Infographic
Curious about what America's deal is? We have an infographic for that!
View ArticleShould Sherman Ave Advertise for DMK?
Two of our writers discuss the prospect of advertising for the delicious burgers of DMK in Evanston.
View ArticleUnder the Tent: An Investigative Report
What I found, unsurprisingly, is going to be controversial, but I’m prepared to take the heat.
View ArticleQuiz: Have You Ever Really Thought About, Just Like, Life?
Like I mean have you ever really really thought about it, man?! It's crazy!
View ArticleSherman Ave Interviews: Mark Witte
The NU Econ superstar answers questions about Lil Wayne, The Passion of the Christ, and Monopoly.
View ArticleNorthwestern Tuition: An Investigative Breakdown
Sherman Ave gives you an in-depth look at what your tuition is being used for and the history of NU tuition hikes.
View ArticleWeinberg Sophomore Spends Summer ‘Finding Himself’ on Wall Street
One Weinberg student took a step back to look at what really matters in life.
View ArticleThe 5 Types of Campus Reps for Mobile Apps
There's nothing like monetizing your friendships to spread school spirit!
View ArticleOp-Ed: Listen Up You Little Shits, Without Prison Investments There Would Be...
We had the NU Investment Manager give his take on the Unshackle NU issue
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